What would Beyonce do?

Every time I find myself in trouble, I will do what every experienced lady will do. I sat in my chair and thought Well, "what would Beyonce do?"? "This is a common problem for any modern girl. Queen B is really right, so why not use her whole feeling as your life coach? Since we don't have direct access to Beyonce's brain, here are some gifts that can tell you what Beyonce will do in any given situation:

If Beyonce's man leaves, what will Beyonce do? If Beyonce's brother killed it in the bedroom, what would she do? If Beyonce's boyfriend is not cool, what will she do? If someone wants Beyonce to appear at their party, what will Beyonce do? If someone cut off Beyonce's traffic, what would Beyonce do? If someone told Beyonce that she was a bad dancer, what would Beyonce do? What would Beyonce do if she was stopped? What would Beyonce do if a girl tried to steal her dunk? If a man whispers to Beyonce, what will Beyonce do?

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